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| Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it. |
Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
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Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys..
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Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys..
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Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished..
I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?”
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I don’t login to facebook, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home.
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Yeah sometimes it does happens with me also. keeping hands in front of tap waiting for water to drop by itself is very frequent with me. I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap….
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Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back"
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin !
I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?”
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I don’t login to facebook, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home.
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Yeah sometimes it does happens with me also. keeping hands in front of tap waiting for water to drop by itself is very frequent with me. I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap….
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Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back"
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin !
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Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice.
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And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen…
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice.
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And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen…
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