Did These Things Have Happen To You?

When you go to high five someone and they don’t even notice

When Americans hear a British accent

When the food you were saving in the fridge disappears and you’re trying to figure out who took it

When you wake up five minutes before an exam

When you first started learning to drive

When someone suggests doing something that involves exercise

When your Crush tells a bad joke

When the Internet is down and you keep rechecking it

When you’re about to be served your favorite food

When your boss comes into your office