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Writers have described it as "synchronized gymnastics". An age old
practice that we are proud to call our own since the advent of the
khajuraho and the kamasutra.
We all evolve from curious 15
year old giggling on the slight mention of "Sex" to flamboyant young
women who over the years have received gyan from magazines and
"experienced" friends. However, sex is a never ending topic for
discussion. Just when you think you've aced it you realized that's not
all there is to it.
False information about sex is available
everywhere now. In the papers, your bedroom, on the streets. If you had
the same doubts and had plans of asking them out loud, here are a few
less embarrassing way to dispel all doubts.
1. Size matters:
Is it a universal law that what's bigger has to be better? Do you feel
the intensity of your pleasure depends on the size of his organ? Wrong.
Only about 4 centimetres (external one third) of the vaginal canal
contains sensory nerves for arousal and orgasms. So why waste time
trying to stimulate the internal two thirds of the vaginal canal when
there's not going to be any response? Focus your attention to more
important matters, women!
2. Love foods or aphrodisiacs will
get you "tingly": Pigging out on oysters and strawberries to spice up
your sex life? Sorry to break your bubble women, it's nothing but a
placebo effect. As in, if people believe oysters and chocolate are
supposed to be sexually stimulating foods, they very well might become
aroused after consuming them. Aphrodisiacs have no provable affect on
the libido.
3. Men think more about sex than women: Don't
blame the sex game on the men. Women think about sex as much as a man
does. If you're an 18 year old with raging hormones then there are
chances you might be sleeping, eating and dreaming sex. After a certain
age, men and women's sexual urges mellows a bit. And it's a complete
no-no to weigh out sexual prowess. To each man his own. This also
doesn't mean that only men make the first move for sex. Women do too!
And nothing can be more turning on for the man than a woman in control.
4. The withdrawal method won't get you knocked up: All it takes is a
tiny sperm to get you pregnant. And that can happen through
pre-ejaculation also. Most pregnancies happen because of the withdrawal
method. This isn't a fool proof plan so heads up!
5. Women
don't like porn: Not all women want rose petals on their bed. And not
all women want to be whisked away into a gentle world of "love-making".
Women enjoy pornography too. And if anyone thought only men can conjure
up fantasies, then you are definitely misguided.
6. You won't
get pregnant if you have sex while menstruating: Wrong! This is a long
standing myth that most people believe in. It is unlikely that a woman
will get pregnant while menstruating but not impossible. Sperms can stay
alive inside you for several days, especially if you have a shorter
cycle.
7. An orgasm for women is supposed to be earth
shattering and if not so, you're not normal: Myth, myth and 100% myth.
Some women have orgasms and don't know about it. Pelvic muscles don't
contract as much for some women however after a point of arousal they do
feel relaxed and content. So if he failed to "rock" your world, then
don't panic. You're still very normal.
8. Every woman has a
G-spot: The alluring mystery of the G-spot. Yes, it's true every woman
has a G-spot, but not every woman's G spot is an erogenous zone. So if
you've been on a quest to find out the sweet spot, then you're wasting
your time. Focus on the other erogenous zones. She'd be so much happier!
9. If she doesn't make pleasure noises, then she's not
enjoying the sex: Some women are vocal, some are not. This doesn't mean
she's not enjoying it. Don't expect her to scream out all the time. We
know it's an ego boost for you, boys. But it just doesn't work that way.
Sometimes, silence is golden.
The internet provides us with a ton of
different ways to get rich and to start working from home. One of the
most popular strategies to this end is running a website which enables
you to get paid for publishing advertising and helping ensure that a
good selection of people see it. This way you can conceivably start
making money simply from sitting at home and writing about a topic that
you chose. There are no real overheads, it’s an entirely passive form of
income, and there’s no boss breathing down your neck – in other words
it’s a dream for most of us.
But there is one downside to making money from running a website, at least that I can see and that’s that it takes ages to
get any kind of success. There are just too many people out there with
competing websites, too many variables and things to go wrong, and too
big a risk of it all going wrong.
So the question is then, what’s the alternative? How can you make money online fast so
that this time in a few months you can be sitting somewhere in the sun
sipping a cocktail and listening to the sound of the sea lapping against
the shore? Let’s look at how to go about doing just that…
Day Trading
If you’ve ever seen the film Limitless
then you’ll know the ‘dream’ when it comes to day trading which is to
start trading stocks and shares and then to find that almost overnight
you’ve started to double and then quadruple your money. In theory if you
can take out a big enough loan, or build up your profits fast enough,
then you can be a millionaire incredibly quickly with this system, you
just need to be incredibly smart… Though that said expert advice and
market trading software can both help a great deal.
Kickstarter
So you have the perfect idea for an
amazing business that could make you rich, you just lack the funds or
the confidence to actually set it up and get going. Enter Kickstarter: a
site that enables you to raise funds for a project you haven’t
completed yet in exchange for incentives such as free copies of your
product or a say in the design. Essentially this amounts to taking
preorders for a product or service and thus means you can make a huge
amount of profit and only afterwards have to eat into it by giving away
free copies. All it takes to use this method is a good idea that you can
get people excited about.
A Hit App
Did you know that 80,000 new Androids are
activated every day? When you consider this then it’s clear that you
wouldn’t actually need a very large percentage of people to see and buy
your app in order for you to make a large profit. All you need is an
idea that can get people interested and a bit of luck and there are
hardly any up front costs or overheads to worry about. Of course if you
can’t do it with one app then how about two? Or Twenty?
The author of this article, Romeo
Handley, is a very innovative and resourceful person. He is working with
Share Wealth Systems. They deal in providing their customers the most
sophisticated and accurate share market software available.
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